It's called PAIN

Claudio goes down, feels BOOM

Always love it when the muscle studs get taken down.

What's the matter, Brian?

Look at big Brian Wilson here.  Bulk muscles, strongest guy around!  Now in agony.  All those muscles on him pretty useless now.  Who's beating him up?  A huge hairy monster, or some slim guy with martial arts moves?  Better yet, what's gonna happen to those tits on Big Brian?  MOO!!

Wrestle for your Hairs!

Now let's look at these two guys.

I get to grow em first!

These two guys had hairy chests but were shaved in humiliating losses.  Now they try to earn their chest hair back. You'd think the more muscular, big nipple stud would dominate. But no! The wiry stud controls the match. The spread on his abs shows he's one great Otter and wants to go back growing them with pride.  The forearm hairs need that! 

Now view the pit hairs.  Feathers vs. forest.  In true Man fashion they never shave the pits.  Even if you get stripped of your chest hairs, your pits will prove your masculinity.  So why isn't the Chesty fur guy winning this match?  Because he LIKES being a dumb stud!



Let's start at the very beginning ...

I like guys with big muscles.  Especially when they're in pain and those proud blasters are getting weak but showing off.  Like this:

Jim Powers, all pecs and no power now

Like any red-blooded male, I got off watching wrestling.  What was more masculine than watching two muscled dudes grabble each other in skimpy shorts?
Back then my hero was Jim Powers.  Handsome, great wrestling skills and big muscles.  He teamed up with Paul Roma as The Young Stallions.  But they might as well had been called The Bodybuilder Jobbers.

I know Paul Roma has the better fans out there, and for good reason.  Solid stud, great muscle, and jobbed many a time.  You can youtube them all.  But Jim is my man.  Because of his nipples.

You can gain muscle at the gym all you want, but pepperoni-sized nips like that are God-given.  Powers can't help it as his opponents attack them.  He could wear a shirt or maybe a singlet, but that would be wrong.  As a stud wrestler he has to go shirtless, putting those pecs up for whatever the Heel opponents will give!

OK, equal time for Roma. Great chest on him but his nipples have nothing on Powers. Or maybe you like the virgin nubs?  Great fun either way!