Wrestle for your Hairs!

Now let's look at these two guys.

I get to grow em first!

These two guys had hairy chests but were shaved in humiliating losses.  Now they try to earn their chest hair back. You'd think the more muscular, big nipple stud would dominate. But no! The wiry stud controls the match. The spread on his abs shows he's one great Otter and wants to go back growing them with pride.  The forearm hairs need that! 

Now view the pit hairs.  Feathers vs. forest.  In true Man fashion they never shave the pits.  Even if you get stripped of your chest hairs, your pits will prove your masculinity.  So why isn't the Chesty fur guy winning this match?  Because he LIKES being a dumb stud!