Judged By Your Nipples

The old geezer Judge likes this one, or twos.

Muscles are great, but any guy can grow them.  Sure you might not get to Arnold proportions, but ANY dude - runner to powerlifter - looks great with a hard toned chest.  What you can't get from the gym however is a pair of big nipples.  You're born with them, like it or not.  When you take off your shirt they're the focal points.

Would Alexesy be so hot if he had small ones?I think not.

Sure it should be immaterial as to the size of a dude's babysuckers to his masculinity or level of hotness, but like global warming or Kardasian trash it keeps coming at you and you can't help but notice.  At least in this instance, it's a pleasurable thing.

The headlights are always on for Mason Ryan.

Here in America a woman's nipples are considered as lewd and lustful - re. Janet Jackson/Superbowl. Can't see that in the movies!  But a man's nipples are given a pass. Guys can walk around shirtless showing them off and not be arrested for public indecency. Why is that?

It's our patriachic society; two sets of rules for the genders. And while it truly sucks for women in terms of job pay or basic freedom, it's a godsend for gay men.  A Bizarro situation spearheaded by Quuen Elizabeth of England who banned homosexuality between men but not lesbianism, because that sort of thing just doesn't happen.

Shawn Divari's hot nipples. Long live our Queen!

In the classic movie "Time Bandits" (and if you don't think it's a classic, stop reading now because I really don't like you) Evil proclaims that God screws up many times, citing "nipples for men!" Actually, God that one right.  Even if he short-changed them some.

"Why do they call me Tiny?"

That bump out of the tight T shirt, or the display shirtless of "woah DAMN look at those!" proves the male nipples are erogenous as hell. No matter what you size, show em!

Quit checking out my nips, you sick bastards!