Judged By Your Nipples

The old geezer Judge likes this one, or twos.

Muscles are great, but any guy can grow them.  Sure you might not get to Arnold proportions, but ANY dude - runner to powerlifter - looks great with a hard toned chest.  What you can't get from the gym however is a pair of big nipples.  You're born with them, like it or not.  When you take off your shirt they're the focal points.

Would Alexesy be so hot if he had small ones?I think not.

Sure it should be immaterial as to the size of a dude's babysuckers to his masculinity or level of hotness, but like global warming or Kardasian trash it keeps coming at you and you can't help but notice.  At least in this instance, it's a pleasurable thing.

The headlights are always on for Mason Ryan.

Here in America a woman's nipples are considered as lewd and lustful - re. Janet Jackson/Superbowl. Can't see that in the movies!  But a man's nipples are given a pass. Guys can walk around shirtless showing them off and not be arrested for public indecency. Why is that?

It's our patriachic society; two sets of rules for the genders. And while it truly sucks for women in terms of job pay or basic freedom, it's a godsend for gay men.  A Bizarro situation spearheaded by Quuen Elizabeth of England who banned homosexuality between men but not lesbianism, because that sort of thing just doesn't happen.

Shawn Divari's hot nipples. Long live our Queen!

In the classic movie "Time Bandits" (and if you don't think it's a classic, stop reading now because I really don't like you) Evil proclaims that God screws up many times, citing "nipples for men!" Actually, God that one right.  Even if he short-changed them some.

"Why do they call me Tiny?"

That bump out of the tight T shirt, or the display shirtless of "woah DAMN look at those!" proves the male nipples are erogenous as hell. No matter what you size, show em!

Quit checking out my nips, you sick bastards!

My Man Wade

I know lots of guys enjoyed Wade Cutler in his BG wresting days.  It was pretty obvious.

Wade Cutler, in all his glory.

There was always something different with him against all the others. He seemed real. The type of guy you'd like to have a beer with (although I'm sure his training doesn't allow alcohol). So muscular, so skilled -- and he lost every match!

I bought (in both sense of the word) his BG Muscle Showcase video.  Shirtless and lying on a couch he explained that he was a Marine, that he used to be skinny but got impressed by other guys bigger and that made him hit the weights. Yeah, and I am Marie of Romaina.

But the killer was when he gave us his ring workout.  Some county/wrestern music as he flexed around in the ring.  Nice.  But then he put his arms in the ropes, trapped, and pretended he was getting worked over. Spread his great bod out and suffered against some unknown opponent (i.e., me)

That's when it clicked.  Some guys with muscle enjoy getting their muscles shown off and hurt!

Wade's muscules topped, and abused nasty.

From all the previous wrestling tapes I had watched I figured when some muscled stud lost it was a tough thing, a humiliation.  But with Wade I learned sometimes it's fun to lose a match.  Being the dumb muscleboy out there to be jobbed. The muscletits stud with the biceps deserves it, huh?

Come on Wade, muscle out of this!



Wade was the guy that made me realize having big muscles and losing isn't a bad thing. In fact, it can be pretty HOT!  Big Marine up against that nasty cheater -- no way you could win this one.  Nasty fuckers!  Thanks, Wade.

It's called PAIN

Claudio goes down, feels BOOM

Always love it when the muscle studs get taken down.

What's the matter, Brian?

Look at big Brian Wilson here.  Bulk muscles, strongest guy around!  Now in agony.  All those muscles on him pretty useless now.  Who's beating him up?  A huge hairy monster, or some slim guy with martial arts moves?  Better yet, what's gonna happen to those tits on Big Brian?  MOO!!

Wrestle for your Hairs!

Now let's look at these two guys.

I get to grow em first!

These two guys had hairy chests but were shaved in humiliating losses.  Now they try to earn their chest hair back. You'd think the more muscular, big nipple stud would dominate. But no! The wiry stud controls the match. The spread on his abs shows he's one great Otter and wants to go back growing them with pride.  The forearm hairs need that! 

Now view the pit hairs.  Feathers vs. forest.  In true Man fashion they never shave the pits.  Even if you get stripped of your chest hairs, your pits will prove your masculinity.  So why isn't the Chesty fur guy winning this match?  Because he LIKES being a dumb stud!



Let's start at the very beginning ...

I like guys with big muscles.  Especially when they're in pain and those proud blasters are getting weak but showing off.  Like this:

Jim Powers, all pecs and no power now

Like any red-blooded male, I got off watching wrestling.  What was more masculine than watching two muscled dudes grabble each other in skimpy shorts?
Back then my hero was Jim Powers.  Handsome, great wrestling skills and big muscles.  He teamed up with Paul Roma as The Young Stallions.  But they might as well had been called The Bodybuilder Jobbers.

I know Paul Roma has the better fans out there, and for good reason.  Solid stud, great muscle, and jobbed many a time.  You can youtube them all.  But Jim is my man.  Because of his nipples.

You can gain muscle at the gym all you want, but pepperoni-sized nips like that are God-given.  Powers can't help it as his opponents attack them.  He could wear a shirt or maybe a singlet, but that would be wrong.  As a stud wrestler he has to go shirtless, putting those pecs up for whatever the Heel opponents will give!

OK, equal time for Roma. Great chest on him but his nipples have nothing on Powers. Or maybe you like the virgin nubs?  Great fun either way!